Sunday, September 30, 2001
Man, did I give my living room an ass-kicking this weekend. You see, fall harkens the beginning of Cleaning Season. Summer is not the time to clean. There are things to do, festivals to attend, golf balls to be lost. We in the Great White North spend every moment possible outside during the summer. The […]
Saturday, September 29, 2001
What a fucked up weekend this is turning out to be. Last night began strangely enough. Esteban is still involved with moving Joel and Cheri into their new home as well as moving our other friends into Joel & Cheri’s old home. Now apparently another friend, Phil, decided to purchase Joel & Cheri’s three-year-old refrigerator, […]
Friday, September 28, 2001
Men rock. I love men. That is all. Did you know that the sales of atlases have risen along with the sales of American flags? It’s almost as though our country has gone through a kind of revision back to the 1950’s. This is a form of cold war that we are fighting right now. […]
Friday, September 28, 2001
Ok, I didn’t like leaving that last depressing entry on my page and it’s slow as hell here at work today, therefore, another rare double-entry day. Wow. That sounds like a very clinical porn term. ‘Double-entry’ Does anyone know what book that is from, because I think he made that up. I’ve read several Janowitz […]
Friday, September 28, 2001
Men rock. I love men. That is all. Did you know that the sales of atlases have risen along with the sales of American flags? It’s almost as though our country has gone through a kind of revision back to the 1950’s. This is a form of cold war that we are fighting right now. […]
Thursday, September 27, 2001
Today, my sister Mo told me that I was a bad Aunt and Godmother. These were detailed to me when I went to lunch with her and some of our friends today. Here are my sins: *I do not call her home and specifically ask her if she needs a babysitter. *When she informed me […]
Thursday, September 27, 2001
My body does not like me today. My allergies are driving me cwazy. My nose feels as though there are little itty-bitty feathers up there, wiggling around. I’m thinking about gargling with sand to stop my throat from itching. I want to stick a little wire toilet brush inside my ear and just scratch and […]
Wednesday, September 26, 2001
Yesterday, an office coworker declared her love to me. I think it was because I looked so totally cute yesterday, with my little houndstooth blazer with its little leather accents. I was way cute. I said so myself, in fact. That’s when she told me that she loved me. I’m only partially cute today, wearing […]
Tuesday, September 25, 2001
Yesterday was one of those days where my stomach was a bottomless pit. Stop looking at me like that. It is NOT like that every day! I swear, I could not get enough to eat. I went to Subway for lunch and got one of their foot-long Veggie Subs, ala Jarad the Former Fat Media […]
Monday, September 24, 2001
Yesterday, it was 46 degrees, gusts up to twenty miles and hour and raining. I think it was sleeting for a while too. Needless to say, I didn’t go golfing, which pissed me off. I think golf season is done. There is a freeze advisory tonight, lows into the upper 20s. We’ll probably have snow […]
