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Daily Archives: September 27th, 2001

Just because you’re a Mo, don’t be a MoFo

Today, my sister Mo told me that I was a bad Aunt and Godmother. These were detailed to me when I went to lunch with her and some of our friends today. Here are my sins: *I do not call her home and specifically ask her if she needs a babysitter. *When she informed me […]

I think that singing belly buttons are the sixth seal of the apocalypse

My body does not like me today. My allergies are driving me cwazy. My nose feels as though there are little itty-bitty feathers up there, wiggling around. I’m thinking about gargling with sand to stop my throat from itching. I want to stick a little wire toilet brush inside my ear and just scratch and […]

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