I went shopping during lunch, trying to stave off the ‘Oh my god It’s December 18th and I haven’t done a single stitch of Christmas Shopping’ thing. I haven’t really gotten into the Christmas shopping mood yet. I walked into the store and immediately saw about fourteen things I wanted for myself. I found a few things that would make appropriate gifts for people but then I didn’t want to take the time to actually go through the check out line and such.
I actually found a 320 thread count white king-size duvet that I fell in love with and a stark white 350 thread count fitted sheet, but I searched and searched for some white king-size pillowcases and couldn’t find them, so I gave up, disgusted. If I’m going to blow $100 on a duvet and fitted sheet, I need the fancy schmancy pillowcases too.
I think part of me actually didn’t want to buy it because I didn’t want to go and change the duvet again after just changing it two days ago. But I suppose I really shouldn’t gripe. I need the exercise. Also, as much as I love the look of all white on my bed, Esteban usually ends up getting a nosebleed or something and permanently staining the sheets. But then, I should probably stop punching him in my sleep.
I’m just kidding. It’s self-defense.
Mo took me to task yesterday for making fun of all the cute boys that she likes.
‘What did Johnny Depp ever do to you? He’s HOT!’
‘He can’t grow a mustache.’
‘Well, he didn’t deserve your little letter. And Carson Daly? I like him.’
‘He’s a tool.’
‘He’s still hot!’
I then informed Mo that I am flattered that she actually thinks that Mr. Depp and Mr. Daly read Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks but I hardly doubt it. Besides, it’s not like I wouldn’t tell Carson Daly he’s a tool to his face. And I don’t think it would be a shocker for him.
Anyway, in response to Mo’s accusation that I only write nasty letters to hot men, here’s a nice one.
Dear Steve from Blue’s Clues,
My sister Mo thinks you’re a hottie. She’s wondering if you’d like to go to the movies with her or something.
Cirlce one if you think she’s cute:
YES NO
Please return this note with your answer.
Thank you,
Weetabix
I’m having a weird lull in my life. Nothing’s happening. The ass splinter took away all my spunk, I think. More later if something interesting happens.
