Oy, now that this diary is 200 plus entries, I’m getting lazy. No updates this weekend, but that means one hella entry today! Not necessarily a good entry, just a long one. This weekend was extremely weird. Again, I don’t remember what we did on Friday night. Again, I think we watched television. Saturday was […]
Wow. 200th entry. That’s a lot of entries! Oh, nothing compared to a lot of diarists out there, but I don’t have a lot of stick-to-it history. Like all mediocre sitcoms, instead of offering a real entry today, I’m repackaging previous entries into a humor-filled page-o-links! My true intent for starting this diary was not […]
Thursday, October 11, 2001
It’s been awhile since I have taken on a cause on the page, so I guess it’s time again. Plus, my two favorite things to write about are boobs and poop, so it’s all topical. October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. If you have breasts’ check ’em. Men, if your wives/girlfriends have breasts’. Volunteer to […]
Wednesday, October 10, 2001
Have you seen Alex Trebek’s hairless face? Growwwwwwwwwwlll!!! Damn, he’s a silver fox! Yumm. I just can’t resist a man who knows everything. Once, as a lark, I applied for Jeopardy. I took the entrance test over the internet and was selected to go to the second round. It was in Minneapolis on a Saturday […]
I have a confession to make. I beg of you that you will not think any less of me once you learn of my shocking past. Remember’I’m just the same Weetabix I’ve always been’. Even with my sordid history. Please keep that in mind and together, we may be able to overcome my shocking secret: […]
Well, a crazy weekend was had by all. First off, I had a half-day on Friday, which is always nice. One more reason I love my job: we are given a ‘flex half day’ once a month because we’re always working more than our normal workweek. So I spent my afternoon driving around looking at […]
Hey, look at this! Wow! New Layout! If you’d like to make comments or suggestions, please feel free to visit the scenic message boards and have your say in the topic called ‘New Layout!!!’. You can use the little biscuit called ‘Msg Board&AO8AvwC9AO8AvwC9- go ahead.. it won’t bite. Today is a half day for me, […]
Thursday, October 4, 2001
Jonathon’s 12th birthday is tomorrow and I have been rather devious. I offered to take him to play laser tag with a friend and our cousins, Skinny and Malnourished. He immediately got very excited, especially because the Laser Tag place is in Appleton. He knows that any Weetabix extravaganza will include food, thus he gets […]
Thursday, October 4, 2001
Ok, new layout back up! If you are noticing any scrolling issues (except for having to scroll down, duh), please report them to the message board under a subject called “New Layout”. Thanks!!! And Dead Dog is an awesome page designer, isn’t she? If you’re jealous, go see her and maybe if you are nice, […]
Wednesday, October 3, 2001
My god. My god. Why has thou forsaken me??? What follows could possibly be classified as ‘Too Much Information’, so proceed at your own risk I have itchy pit syndrome today. This requires a lot of back-story. Picture a Wee Weetabix, circa 1985. My mom was a hippy and we were doing the all-natural thing. […]
