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Just a normal night at Chez Bix

Chelsea: Meow! Meow!! Meow!!! MEOW!!!!

Esteban: Shush you!

Weetabix: Make her stop.

Esteban: (shaking his finger at her) Bad kitty.

Chelsea: MARRLL! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!!

Esteban: Aww….. I just gave her the warning finger… she stopped, sniffed it and then licked it. That was cute.

Chelsea: Meow! Merow! Maow! Mraow!

Weetabix: She doesn’t do that to MY warning finger. She listens to MY warning finger.

Esteban: That’s because you’ve got a mean warning finger.

Weetabix: I do not! I have an authoritative warning finger. It’s not an unjust finger. She knows that your warning finger isn’t going to follow through… whereas my warning finger will.

Chelsea: Meow! Geroww! Meow! Meow!

Esteban: That’s because your warning finger is a bit of a meanie.

Weetabix: All of me is a bit of a meanie.

Chelsea: MEOW!! Meow!!! Merow!!!

Weetabix: (gives the warning finger) Shush!

Esteban: (pops a fart)

Weetabix: HEY! MY HAND WAS RIGHT BY YOUR ASS!!!!

Esteban: Ahh… hehe… so?

Weetabix: You farted on my warning finger!!!

Esteban: Think of how much power it has now, honey!

Weetabix: (gets up to go boil her hand)

Chelsea: (quietly)Mrrrrr.

 

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