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Daily Archives: July 26th, 2002

Call the social worker, she’s drunk again

Penny decided that being a designated driver SUCKS!!!!!!!! Mo came out and laughed at me, then scammed me to buy her a beer. Damn dirty Mo. That is a bad bar. Chiliitos are good. I recorded much of Carissa and my drunken conversation with my spy recording device. Buzz the bartender was there too. Without […]

What girls really talk about at the salon

Stacy: So what are we doing today? Weetabix: Cut! Cut! Cut! Stacy: And brows? Weetabix: Hooo yeah. Get the weed whacker. Stacy: Oh, they’re not that bad. Weetabix: I’ve been trying. Stacy: We’ll open them up. We’ll yank them off and everything will be all pretty. Weetabix: Cat woman eyebrows. Love that. Stacy: Your color […]

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