Did y’all know that Andrew gave me this new toy that allows me to capture all chats that people have about me? It’s fabulous… for the Uber Gold Members only. It’s been very entertaining thus far:
Wicked-Sezzy: holy god, Weetabix linked me yesterday and my stats nearly doubled
Wicked-Sezzy: i’m in love with her
Chauffi: I try not to get involved with other Diarylanders and Weetabix.
Chauffi: It usually leads to heartache and sorrow. For the other diarist
Wicked-Sezzy: wuh?
Wicked-Sezzy: i’m not actually in love with her
Chauffi: Oh
Chauffi: Okay.
Chauffi: I was just making sure
Chauffi: I mean, one minute you are telling me you’re a man and the next you’re telling me all about your love of the ‘Bix
Wicked-Sezzy: no i just love all the hundreds of people that flocked to my site from hers
Wicked-Sezzy: i asked if she would find a way to link me every day. but alas
Wicked-Sezzy: lol
Chauffi: I know, my stats always jump when she links me
Wicked-Sezzy: she’s very popular
Wicked-Sezzy: let’s kill her
Chauffi: She’s royalty
Wicked-Sezzy: yup
Chauffi: It will only increase her fame. If we strike her down it will only make her more powerful than we can imagine
Chauffi: Subterfuge and undermine, my darling Sezzy
Wicked-Sezzy: dude don’t quote star wars to me
Disclaimer: We here at Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks must insist that readers do not taunt or otherwise provoke the Diarist. Assassination attempts are strongly frowned upon and will result in immediate and complete kicking of your skinny ass. Please keep hands and fingers inside the vehicle at all times. Thank you and enjoy your stay.
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