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Monthly Archives: April 2004

Laffy Taffy

After I took that shower that I mentioned in this morning’s entry, I wrapped one towel around my bits and then took a second towel off the bar to fluffle my hair. In the process, some towel brushed against my lips. And that’s when I noticed the coarse hair that was now in my mouth. […]

Correction

In case the URL on yesterday’s entry wasn’t enough to persuade you that the entry was an April Fool’s entry, let me confirm for you now: I still have a job. My uterus is happily vacant. Esteban and I are still firmly ensconced in the ranks of Double Income No Kids. Ok, the Flirtista Barista […]

Beginnings

There’s a new barista at Sbux. He’s a big giant flirty mcflirtsalot. I mean, I can’t quite blame him, as I am undeniably cute, but this guy is an abnormality because he’s really hot too. Like, boy band hot. Normally the hot guys don’t feel the need to compensate by laying on the Big Flirt. […]

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