(Scene: Corporate lunch in a conference room. Seated at the table is Penny, Carissa, Jasmine, Weetabix’s sister Mo, and Weetabix)
Weetabix : (comes back to the table and hears them talking “the master”)
Penny : We were just talking about you.
Carissa : Yeah… the technique.
Weetabix : Excellent time to talk about that! Surrounded by our nosey coworkers!
Penny : We can’t help but be excited about it.
Mo : I so don’t want to know.
Weetabix : That’s why when you asked for the password to the private area on my site, I said no.
Mo : Thank you. I’m glad, because I don’t want to see it.
Carissa : Ah yes, she was married and has a child, but she’s still a virgin?
Mo : That’s why Weet and Esteban don’t have kids, because they don’t have sex ever.
Penny : (Laughs)
Jasmine : That’s the way it is with my parents… they don’t have sex. But man, I tell my sister all sorts of stuff.
Weetabix : Well, we both know very well that our mother has sex, having grown up listening to the proof on a regular basis.
Mo : Chyeah. No kidding.
Weetabix : So instead… we get squicked about each other.
Carissa : Well, Mo, if you need to know some tips, I could tell you and that way you wouldn’t know what was coming from me and what was coming from Weet.
Penny : Right… get it second hand and have a buffer.
Mo : Well, I’ll keep that in mind. But I probably won’t take you up on the offer until I am actually dating someone, because right now it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Weetabix : Then you’re totally doing it all wrong.
All : (explode with laughter for five minutes, causing many coworkers to look over and raise their eyebrows)
