The weekend, ah what a lovely weekend. Esteban had his Dorkathalon on Friday night. This was a surprise to me. Somewhere, somehow, I think they switched weeks, as it seemed to me that the Dorkatalon coincided with my pay day and last Friday was distinctly not my pay day. I complained that this totally messed […]
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This morning, as I was driving to work, I decided to listen to the tragically horrible Green Bay radio instead of my normal foursome of mix CDs. And the morning radio crew of the Top 40 station (see, I told you it was tragic. The best selection is a radio station featuring the turds shat […]
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Folks have been known to comment that I don’t seem as heavy as I am because I tend to move around like a lighter person, very possibly defying the laws of physics and anatomy. I don’t know how that all works, but I do know that I hate it when a fat girl lumbers around, […]
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After I took that shower that I mentioned in this morning’s entry, I wrapped one towel around my bits and then took a second towel off the bar to fluffle my hair. In the process, some towel brushed against my lips. And that’s when I noticed the coarse hair that was now in my mouth. […]
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In case the URL on yesterday’s entry wasn’t enough to persuade you that the entry was an April Fool’s entry, let me confirm for you now: I still have a job. My uterus is happily vacant. Esteban and I are still firmly ensconced in the ranks of Double Income No Kids. Ok, the Flirtista Barista […]
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There’s a new barista at Sbux. He’s a big giant flirty mcflirtsalot. I mean, I can’t quite blame him, as I am undeniably cute, but this guy is an abnormality because he’s really hot too. Like, boy band hot. Normally the hot guys don’t feel the need to compensate by laying on the Big Flirt. […]
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Wednesday, March 31, 2004
I am so irritated with my state and their official stance on gay marriage. Or rather, the fact that it will ban gay marriage. It surprises me, honestly. We’re usually a pretty liberal state. In fact, the first openly gay person was elected to the House here. As in, openly gay during the election, not […]
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I wasn’t dead. Just in England. I just got back and haven’t had a chance to write anything yet, but sheesh, you guys were going apoplectic on the comments section. I was waiting for the conspiracy theories to begin. And, um… prostitution? A courtesan maybe, but certainly not anything as common as a prostitute. So […]
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Argh. If you’re too lazy to hit that link, essentially, the folks in Bahston (home of my lovely former math tutor Mary, who occasionally starts math fracases on the comments section) are grumbling because they don’t get a special dispensation from the Pope to eat hot dogs on Good Friday if they go to the […]
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Wednesday, March 10, 2004
Some things: I had Monday off because it’s my hell week at work this week. It was like playing hooky from school, in a way, because I hadn’t made any plans. I didn’t know what to do with a whole day. Also, my house is more or less in order, barring the big projects like […]
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