Pictures of rabbits humping. This page just got hit off of Google for the phrase “pictures of rabbits humping”. There are some wrong, wrong folks out there. I apologize to any of you who might have a lepus fetish. I don’t want any angry People for Bunny Luvin’ members filling my in box with hate […]
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So Atlanta. DejaVue. Where was I? Oh yes’. Rancho Lesbiano. Ahem. So it was time to get ready and I realized that it was something like 70 degrees out and the outfit I had planned (because it’s all about the clothes with me, you know) wasn’t going to cut it. It was kind of a […]
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So Atlanta. &AAk- We got to Atlanta around 10:00 pm Thursday night and proceeded to follow our Map Quest instructions to our hotel. We were a little nervous, because the exit we got off seemed to be really residential and stuff, but we figured ‘No big’ MapQuest got us 989 miles without a problem, it […]
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3:30 A.M.Mile 0 ESTEBAN: Come on’ time to get up. WEETABIX: But I’ve only been asleep for an hour and a half. ESTEBAN: You shouldn’t have stayed up so late. WEETABIX: Don’t use up all the hot water. ESTEBAN: Why? WEETABIX: Because I’m going to take a shower too. ESTEBAN: What? Why? WEETABIX: Don’t sound […]
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My ass is having a clearance sale today. There’s a man with a bad toupee, wearing a polyester suit, named Crazy Eddie (the man, not the suit) shouting “Everything must go! Everything! Cash and carry! Because I’m crazzzzzzy!” We had High Maintenance Pizza last night and I think my tummy didn’t like all that cheese. […]
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I have some very upsetting news. I know that this will be quite a blow to some of you. I know that some of you will likely need to sit down before reading this. I encourage you to take a moment, away from coworkers or prying eyes, in order to allow the shock of this […]
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In my quest to find non-caffeinated Starbucks goodness for my evening “Fatal Attraction” Starbucks Guy-stalking, I tried an herbal tea called “Calm”. Burned the shit out of my mouth. My tongue feels strangely textured because the tastebuds are completely dead. Strangely, I feel not the least bit calmed by this. No Starbucks Guy either. I […]
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I fainted again today. The last time was because I was laughing. This time was even less eventful than that. I was sitting on the sofa, and opened a bottle of Diet Pepsi. I had a headache and was taking two Advil Liqui-Gels, I believe. I took a giant swig and swallowed strangely. I think […]
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Esteban and I spent the day together since we were completely trapped by the weather anyway. It was a fine day. I’m still a little dopey feeling due to that flu thing… or maybe I’m just milking it so I don’t have to do much around the house… I really couldn’t tell you. I do […]
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being done We have oodles of snow today. It’s blowy and windy and full of all kinds of sloppy white stuff. I don’t know if you can see this in this picture, but I could only open the outer door about half way before there was too much snow. Also, check out the snow on […]
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