Tuesday, December 25, 2001
Fa Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra RAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! That’s all I have to say today.
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Sunday, December 23, 2001
Twas the day before the day before Christmas and all through Casa Weetabix Not a creature was stirring but for a curvy round girl pulling out all her holiday tricks the laundry needed washing, presents needed wrapping her fingernail polish chipped, litter box full of cat crappings a box of Ghiradelli cookie mix sat unopened […]
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Friday, December 21, 2001
It’s going to snow this weekend!!!!! While I know that this will likely upset my friend RoadiePig, as he is involved in the removal of said white stuff, I’m totally stoked. WOOOOOO!!!! (Weetabix does a little ‘Chubby Snow Bunny’ dance) Two days ago, as I was walking out of Barnes & Noble with a venti […]
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Thursday, December 20, 2001
I’m having one of those ‘Three Estrogen Martinis’ kind of days. This completely explains the migraine last week. This completely explains my irrational crankypants attitude. This explains the new zit that has erupted upon my chin. This does not explain the auxiliary zit that has sprouted up next to the first zit. Perhaps it is […]
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Wednesday, December 19, 2001
Christmas is a crazy time of year. Boy. That sounded dense. That was like saying ‘Ice is very very cold’ or ‘Carson Daly is a bit of a tool’ or ‘My sister Mo tailgates like a mofo’. But seriously, I am borderline haggard. I had a mini-breakdown last night before I left work, thinking of […]
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Tuesday, December 18, 2001
Esteban: You just want another husband. Weetabix: Oooh, a second husband? An additional husband? Esteban: Sure’ you’d like that, wouldn’t you? Who would you pick? Weetabix: Someone I could bend to my will’ or maybe Kiefer Sutherland. Esteban: Then we’d have his wacky father as an in-law. Yuck. Weetabix: But then I’d have a dark […]
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Monday, December 17, 2001
Yesterday, I learned that the hardest substance known to man is the head of an average three-year-old. Jonathon came over to ‘visit’ with me yesterday (read: play The Sims on Esteban’s computer while I played the Sims and surfed the internet on MY computer’. It was a nice brother/sister moment, I tell ya’. knowing my […]
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Sunday, December 16, 2001
Yesterday, after the funeral (which, inexplicably starts with the word “fun”), Esteban had plans with Ward to work on our kitchen remodeling project. I myself had plans as well, one being to go and pick up my kicky new eyeglasses which are really just an expensive fashion accessory. So we split up for the day, […]
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Saturday, December 15, 2001
One of Esteban’s cousins has been missing for several months and we had to attend his funeral today. It’s a weird story, actually. He was living in Alaska, with his wife and children, doing something militaristic I guess. He got into a fight with his wife, got on his 4-wheeler and drove off. Never to […]
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Friday, December 14, 2001
The other day, I had an eye doctor appointment. I actually have fairly good eyesight. My previous position killed my eyesight, as I was looking at microscopic 5 pt. Computer printouts and a hideous black mainframe monitor. Now, I have a gigantic pc monitor and work completely in Office products. But I like to wear […]
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