So yesterday was whacked… First off, I made the grave mistake of going to the Starbucks cafe inside our very lovely new Barnes & Noble for lunch. They have exactly one thing available for lunch: paninis. So I guess I’ll have… let’s see…. a PANINI!!! Which is just a fancy schmancy term for grilled cheese. […]
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8:32 pm Weetabix: I’m not liking my stomach today. Esteban: Don’t be ridiculous. I love your stomach. Weetabix: You’re not even looking at me when you say it… you’re looking off in the distance. Esteban: That’s because my eyes are sore from staring at a computer screen all day. You’re just all blurry and grey. […]
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Thursday, October 4, 2001
Jonathon’s 12th birthday is tomorrow and I have been rather devious. I offered to take him to play laser tag with a friend and our cousins, Skinny and Malnourished. He immediately got very excited, especially because the Laser Tag place is in Appleton. He knows that any Weetabix extravaganza will include food, thus he gets […]
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I checked the television listings to check to see what time the Russell Crowe Celebrity Profile was airing on E! and found that one of the networks (I haven’t the foggiest which one, it’s channel 3 in our area, which used to be CBS, but now I suspect is ABC or possibly even the Home […]
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I’ve noticed a disturbing trend each morning this summer. Every morning the alarm goes off and I get up and turn it off. Then I flop back into bed or get up, walk through the house, go to the bathroom, then walk back into the bedroom, presumably to get dressed, but instead fall back into […]
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I think I scared Kim V. today. We were discussing people we don’t like and who now don’t like me. So Kim then mentions that I shouldn’t be too upset because I’ve been fighting with these two women for the last two years. Um. Excuse me? And that’s when I lost control. That’s when I […]
This is truly going to break your heart. Really, it is. This is some serious shit. So I come back from Key West (no, not the break your heart bit) and I’m a tad upset, because I realize that as I was sucking down Conch Coolers on Sunset Pier, turning my nose up at Conch […]
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Wednesday, January 3, 2001
In the year 2000 I accomplished many things: I admitted that my name is Weetabix and, yes, I am a catalog addict. I choose the paint colors for two widely used rooms in my house and then saw through the painting of them. I found a hairdresser who I LOVE and who convinced me to […]
Monday, December 18, 2000
Right now I’m eating little carrots with dill dip from the vending machine at work. Sadly, I would call them “baby carrots”, which is what I always thought that they were, but they aren’t. Baby carrots are merely big old carrots, cut down with the ends carved into rounded pleasing shapes. Faux baby carrots. Which […]
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Wednesday, October 18, 2000
Today was a bust. Here’s the scoop: I rushed to volleyball (where we kicked butt in 2 of 3 games, narrowly missing a shut out by a point in the second game) and during play, I started to feel a tight pain in my chest. Before you get worried, it is nothing, but it freaked […]
