Saturday, November 24, 2007
Esteban : December can’t get here soon enough. I am looking forward to trimming the Beard of Justice. Weetabix : Is everyone going to take a picture? Of all the justice? Esteban : Yes. Actually, you are going to help me with that. There are no Self Portraits of Justice. Weetabix : You could do […]
I may fully assert that the climate fucks me up, that I get a little melancholy when the days are thirteen minutes long during January (technically, also during December, but then we have the holy light of the Savior’s birth upon which to focus(and holy shit, this is me being sarcastic, right here, lest you […]
(Driving home from getting coffee on Sunday morning) Weetabix : Look at how that chick is running. Esteban : Aw, be nice. She’s getting some exercise! Weetabix : If you run like a spaz, maybe jogging in public isn’t the best idea. Esteban : Maybe I should stop the car and we can get out […]
I should have guilt for not having done a real entry in something like forty-two days. I should, but I don’t. Lessee, what happened’ Remember the whole ‘Will I lose my job?’ thing followed by the ‘No, we’ve saved your job, but everyone else should pay no attention to the man behind the curtain […]
(Scene: Esteban and Weetabix are spooning in bed.) Esteban: (snakes his hand under Weet’s t-shirt and goes for the fun pillows) Weetabix: HEY! BACK OFF! Esteban: What? Weetabix: Do NOT touch. No touch. Esteban: What? What did I do? Did accidentally hurt you? Weetabix: No, no, no, it’s just one of those things. Most of […]
Esteban: So… can I use the word “cooter” now? Weetabix: Absolutely not. Esteban: You used it this afternoon. You said “I burned my cooter!” Weetabix: I only said it to make you laugh. Esteban: It was kind of funny. Weetabix: See? Esteban: But I don’t understand why— Weetabix: Because it’s… Esteban: Too “Dukes of Hazard”? […]
Two bits of disturbing news yesterday. First, if I had decided to stay in Atlanta to see Tuesday night’s opening performance of Rent, I would have likely been traveling northbound on Highway I-75 on Wednesday morning. We were on that very stretch of highway roughly 24 hours previous to that terrible crash. And that […]
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3:30 A.M. Mile 0 ESTEBAN: Come on… time to get up. WEETABIX: But I’ve only been asleep for an hour and a half. ESTEBAN: You shouldn’t have stayed up so late. WEETABIX: Don’t use up all the hot water. ESTEBAN: Why? WEETABIX: Because I’m going to take a shower too. ESTEBAN: What? Why? WEETABIX: Don’t […]
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Saturday, February 2, 2002
Weetabix: Scratch my back please? Esteban: (scratches Weetabix’s back) Weetabix: (undulating and twisting, trying to maneuver her back so that he hits the itchy spot) Lower…. Left…. Down… the other down…. Other…no… move…. Arrrrgghh! Esteban: Where?!?!?! Weetabix: I think my skin is dry and that’s why it’s itchy. Can you put some Body Butter on […]
Saturday, January 5, 2002
Esteban: How are you feeling? Weetabix: Like dog saliva. Esteban: Yum. Weetabix: (Watching a commercial for Hair Club for Men)The first rule about Hair Club: don’t talk about Hair Club. The second rule about Hair Club: you don’t talk about Hair Club. Esteban: Yes, maybe you should stop reading that book… by the way, now […]
