I’m feeling all spoilery. I succumbed to spoiler temptation with Buffy because I just had to know what was going to happen between her and Spike. I am such the spoiler whore. Once I start, I just can’t stop.
For instance, Soylent Green is people. There. I’ve said it. It’s people and they are eating the people. Can we hear it for ‘YUCK!’
Here’s another one: the girl is really a guy. And another: Inge is really a Nazi who slept with Indiana Jones’s father, Sean Connery.
Phew. Hey, this feels good.
Here are some more:
<*>The boat sinks’ Jack dies, Rose doesn’t and keeps the big necklace.
<*>The killer is Jamie Gumm.
<*>Kristin shot J.R.
<*>Woody saves Buzz Lightyear and they become friends.
<*> The T.Rex doesn’t eat Jeff Goldblum.
<*> The fat lady dies and they burn the house.
<*> The head vampire was the video storeowner, Max.
<*> When the end of the world comes, instead of killing each other, they kiss.
<*> She had the power to go home all the time.
<*> The guy in the black plastic mask is Luke’s father.
<*> The Smoking Man is Samantha’s father.
<*> She leaves Rick and goes off with her Czech resistance fighter husband.
<*> Rhett leaves Scarlett after schtupping the snot out of her. Melanie dies.
<*> His neighbor shoots him because the neighbor is homophobic.
<*> Keyser Soze is the limping guy.
<*> The killer is the guy dressed up as his mother.
<*> The police chief was corrupt.
<*> They blow up the shark.
<*> Ross is the father of Rachel’s baby.
<*> Shirley gets married to someone other than The Big Ragu.
<*> Gwyneth gets her head cut off.
<*> Everyone killed Mr. Body.
<*> They kill everyone before they get old to maintain a perfect society.
<*> Malcolm McDowell kills Kirk.
<*>Wesley is the Dread Pirate Roberts.
<*>Tyler Durden is the Narrator.
<*>The alien didn’t kill her because she’s carrying an alien inside of her.
<*> John Malkovich finds out that they’re being him and yells at them.
<*> The kid sees dead people and he’s the only one who sees Bruce Willis’. Get it?
<*> The Nazis force them all to run to America, but first they sing ‘Edelweiss’ on stage together.
<*>Salieri didn’t really kill Mozart but he thinks he did.
<*> All work and no play makes Jack a little cranky and axe happy.
<*> Commodus kills Maximus’ and Maximus kills Commodus.
<*> It was Robbie the waiter who got Penny pregnant, but Johnnie got fired from Kellerman’s anyway.
<*> Sandy and Danny end up together in a flying car.
<*> Ferris gets back home in the nick of time and his parents never know he skipped school.
<*> Even though Old Man Potter stole the money, all of George’s friends come through and donate a ton of cash to save him and Clarence gets his wings.
<*> He falls and becomes human, but she dies and leaves him alone.
<*> The killer is Jason’s mom.
<*> The killer is her boyfriend and his party guy friend.
<*> The little kid bests the two inept burglars and his mom finds her way back home.
<*> The spider dies after saving the pig.
<*> The amp goes up to 11.
<*> The boys find the body but don’t turn it in
<*> After playing ‘Puck’ in Midsummer’s Night Dream, he kills himself
<*> The guy escapes jail by crawling through a hole he hid behind a pinup poster of Rita Hayworth.
<*> The girl falls in love with the beast and the servants are no longer serving ware.
<*> The deer accept his physical deformity and Abominable snowmen bounce.
<*> The lion cub returns as a fully-grown lion and defeats the evil uncle and his hyena henchmen.
