Just now:
Weetabix: (Answering the phone and seeing Carissa on the caller id) Technical Support This is Weet-‘ Hey.
Carissa: Hey.
Weetabix: What’s up?
Carissa: I’m, uh, reading your diary. What’s up with this ‘momtalk’ thing, which means ‘no bloody way in hell’.
Weetabix: Well’
Carissa: That’s not what I meant.
Weetabix: That’s what MY mom meant when she said that.
Carissa: Well, I’m trying.
Weetabix: Ok. Try.
Carissa: It was very funny though.
Weetabix: I’m a funny girl.
Carissa: You should have called them ‘skinny bitches’ though. They totally were skinny bitches.
Weetabix: I didn’t?
Carissa: No. What did you call them’. ‘snotty girls’.
Weetabix: Oh. Well, I didn’t want to offend skinny non-bitches. I think people thought I was making a comment like I didn’t like skinny people or something when in reality some of my very best friends are skinny non-bitches.
Carissa: They WERE skinny bitches though.
Weetabix: But not because they were skinny. That was just a characteristic.
Carissa: Yeah. Well’.
Weetabix: Yeah. I know.
Carissa: Beeyatches.
Weetabix: I hate them too.
Carissa: Ohhh.
Weetabix: You know, people really like that entry, though. I think because I was all drunk.
Carissa: I know. You were very funny.
Weetabix: I’m a funny girl.
Carissa: You ARE a very funny girl.
Weetabix: I’m just saying.
Carissa: You ROCK.
Weetabix: Thank you. You rock too.
Carissa: We both rock.
Weetabix: And rock hard.
Carissa: Yeah.
Weetabix: Cool.
Carissa: I still hate those skinny bitches.
Weetabix: I know. Me too.
Carissa: Yeah. I’m just saying.
Weetabix: Yep. You’re sayin’. I’m hearin’.
Ok, that probably wasn’t all that funny, but it amused the crap out of me and it’s my diary so there it is.
