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Category Archives: Diaryland

Daily recommended dose of Caffeine and Nutrasweet

For some reason, when I’m feeling especially exuberant, as I was yesterday, I get this healthy vibe going on and eschew my normal Diet Cokes and bagels. I think channel my hippy mother, circa 1984 or something. If I take a rototiller to our large side yard and plant okra and echinacea, you have my […]

I am thankful for my new shoe laces!

If you haven’t already, you might want to stop by Eloi’s page and wish him a Happy Belated Birthday. He’s such a cool dude and I think it would make him very happy. Plus, I feel like a loser because I meant to send him an email on Saturday and I totally forgot. Sorry, Eloi! […]

Pa! Weetabix’s in the Lambrusco again!

The older I get, the more obsessed with cheese I become. No. Not the cheese that made the state of Wisconsin great. Fromage, baby. I should hate Enya…. but I don’t. I find it oddly soothing. I anticipate that eventually, I’ll start to crave Spam and Velveeta sammiches. With ketchup, if you please, on Wonder […]

It’s a wonder he still stays married to me

8:32 pm Weetabix: I’m not liking my stomach today. Esteban: Don’t be ridiculous. I love your stomach. Weetabix: You’re not even looking at me when you say it… you’re looking off in the distance. Esteban: That’s because my eyes are sore from staring at a computer screen all day. You’re just all blurry and grey. […]

Avasty ye scurvy dog sinners! Arrrrrrrr!

I was flipping through the channels last night and I saw the weirdest thing. It was the nun who lives on Channel 11. I mean, she always freaks me out. I think she might be one of those reanimated corpses, stuffed and preserved like Jeremy Bentham but animated by the Disney wizards behind The Hall […]

Joy of Joy my Esteban returns!!! (cue graceful choreography)

So Esteban is now home. I made a brief yet vital misjudgement in the amount of time it would take him to ready to be picked up and he phoned me just as I was submitting the last diary entry. “Were you going to pick me up?” “Uh…. uh….” I frantically looked at the clock. […]

We play both types… Christina AND Britney

Sean “Puffy” Combs stated in this months issue of “Jane” that he feels the MTV show TRL is diverse and appeals to all music fans. That reminds me of that line in The Blues Brothers when Jake (I think) asks what kind of music they like at the bar where they’re going to be playing […]

The biggest spoiler of them all!!!!

I’m feeling all spoilery. I succumbed to spoiler temptation with Buffy because I just had to know what was going to happen between her and Spike. I am such the spoiler whore. Once I start, I just can’t stop. For instance, Soylent Green is people. There. I’ve said it. It’s people and they are eating […]

Uber-chocolate and uber-angst

So yesterday was rather uneventful. Esteban and went to our favorite little bagel shop, where I got a sun dried tomato & parmesan bagel and a grande hot cocoa, Esteban got his plain bagel with green olive cream cheese (arrrgh, how anyone can eat that is beyond me!) and Stewart’s fountain cherry soda. We then […]

Does it make me a weenie if I cried during Monsters, Inc?

So who’s the biggest loser in all of Loserdom? That would be me. Friday night, prime going out night, time to indulge in all that is hedonistic, satisfying and possibly perverted, guess what I did. Scrapbooked. With my boss. In a conference room at work. How’s THAT for excitement?!?!?!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I only got four pages […]

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