8:32 pm Weetabix: I’m not liking my stomach today. Esteban: Don’t be ridiculous. I love your stomach. Weetabix: You’re not even looking at me when you say it… you’re looking off in the distance. Esteban: That’s because my eyes are sore from staring at a computer screen all day. You’re just all blurry and grey. […]
Thursday, November 8, 2001
I was flipping through the channels last night and I saw the weirdest thing. It was the nun who lives on Channel 11. I mean, she always freaks me out. I think she might be one of those reanimated corpses, stuffed and preserved like Jeremy Bentham but animated by the Disney wizards behind The Hall […]
Wednesday, November 7, 2001
So Esteban is now home. I made a brief yet vital misjudgement in the amount of time it would take him to ready to be picked up and he phoned me just as I was submitting the last diary entry. “Were you going to pick me up?” “Uh…. uh….” I frantically looked at the clock. […]
Wednesday, November 7, 2001
Sean “Puffy” Combs stated in this months issue of “Jane” that he feels the MTV show TRL is diverse and appeals to all music fans. That reminds me of that line in The Blues Brothers when Jake (I think) asks what kind of music they like at the bar where they’re going to be playing […]
Tuesday, November 6, 2001
I’m feeling all spoilery. I succumbed to spoiler temptation with Buffy because I just had to know what was going to happen between her and Spike. I am such the spoiler whore. Once I start, I just can’t stop. For instance, Soylent Green is people. There. I’ve said it. It’s people and they are eating […]
So yesterday was rather uneventful. Esteban and went to our favorite little bagel shop, where I got a sun dried tomato & parmesan bagel and a grande hot cocoa, Esteban got his plain bagel with green olive cream cheese (arrrgh, how anyone can eat that is beyond me!) and Stewart’s fountain cherry soda. We then […]
So who’s the biggest loser in all of Loserdom? That would be me. Friday night, prime going out night, time to indulge in all that is hedonistic, satisfying and possibly perverted, guess what I did. Scrapbooked. With my boss. In a conference room at work. How’s THAT for excitement?!?!?!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I only got four pages […]
I went to the dentist yesterday’. Actually, not my dentist as he is on vacation, one of his Dr. John clones. I had never seen this one before. I was lying in the chair with my little paper drool bib on when she came up behind me and introduced herself. I turned my head to […]
Thursday, November 1, 2001
You know, a few weeks back on Saturday Night Live, they had a skit about ‘Where are the Now’ for Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and it got me thinking. What the fuck was up with that movie? Wonka is a freaking sociopath! River of chocolate’or river of lost souls? And that fucked up […]
